Death Is the Road To Awe

crying 5ever

Shepherd: Let me help you.
Child in duct: You can't help me...
Shepherd: *Leaves*
Child in duct: ...Until I get my bag that I left just around this corner!
Child in duct: Hello? ...
Child in duct: Hello?...  *sobs*

OHMYGOD I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard; I’m CRYING

Dear Dustin Ackley,

You are ridiculously attractive and I would very much like to touch your perfect beautiful face.

So… My high elf has shrunk.

By, like, a lot.

Lolwut.

luceateis:

Popular representation of “LGBT,” to scale.

Accurate.

gracehelbig:

DailyGrace reviews THE AVENGERS

Chris Evans has a Goodyear blimp for a butt.

#DEAD

imperial-archer:

Oh my.

For context: the stars of The Hangover were each paid $5 million for the sequel and are demanding $15 million each for the third movie in the franchise. (x)

ilu Tina

barackobama:

think-progress:

31 Republican men voted against the Violence Against Women Act in the Senate today. All 5 Republican women voted for it.

Today in sad phrases: “Voted against the Violence Against Women Act.”